Congratulations to Joseph's formal acceptance as a Boy-Cadet (herinafter BC) in the Man-Candidacy Program. We are pleased that Joseph has met the rigid requirements of attaining 1 1/2 years of age, and having the requisite amount of hair.
Please consider this as notification to BC Joseph of the training requirement to be conducted at the Williamsburg Man-Candidacy Camp. These requirements include: #1 approaching to within three (3) feet of screaming parrot's cage without crying (brother Samuel still working on this requirement). #2 walking or running across fifty (50) feet of parade ground without tripping, while carrying an obvious imbalanced weight load (belly and head). #3 Limiting the distribution/spread of food detritus while in the mess hall to a six (6) foot radius around chair, and (4) belly crawling up staircase obstacle six (6) times in a ten (10) minute period.
It is mandatory that BC Joseph complete these requirements in order to acheive the first level, Man-Candidacy Pink Belt (hereinafter MCPB). Failure to complete any level of the Man-Candidacy Program will result in the filing of a court order to change BC Joseph's middle name from "Andrew" to "Phil".
Signed
Papa Bear, AMCDI
Assistant Man-Candidacy Drill Instructor
I just had to share this email we got from Andy's dad. It is just too funny not to.
2 comments:
quite funny!
Papa Bear - you are TOOOO funny!
Nana
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